People in general hate Mondays, so for a complete change I am going to reveal some secrets about myself to give you a laugh, because I am one of those crazy old women that still walks and talks a lot!

I was born in Canada, but grew up in Canonbie, a sleepy little village almost sitting on the border between Scotland and England.

I hated the confines of school.

I got the belt on my first day at school, for talking!

I was made to go to Sunday school every week!

I believe in marriage, but more so in divorce!

I love fried liver but hate tripe!

I believe gravy and sauces cover up cooking errors!

If I go to church, I sit at the back with all the other sinners!

I prefer to blend in, rather than stand out in a crowd!

I will remain silent, until I have something worth saying!

I love Politics but not Politicians!

I prefer raspberries to strawberries!

I wear perfume at a Zoom meeting!

I used to lick my mothers baking bowl!

I like my eggs easy over!

I am a people watcher!

I like to have my cake and eat it!

I have a weird sense of humour!

I trained as a Counsellor to Counsell myself!

I am not dead yet!